Billy Asbo and a Bloody Affair

To say Jonny D loves his guitar is an understatement. We were once at a rehearsal, getting ready for a big gig at a place called the Rumble Club.

I was sitting on my amp, minding my own business, as I watched the rest of the band, when Jonny launched into a ridiculously ambitious guitar solo. In his excitement, he proceeded to throw his guitar around with reckless abandon.

During this outrageous display, the headstock of his guitar made direct contact with my forehead, slicing it wide open. Blood spurted from the deep cut across the room. Jonny was horrified! “Oh my God!” he exclaimed. “This is a disaster!”

I was touched by his apparent concern for my welfare and assured him I would be fine. Then, he turned to me and said, “I’m not worried about you! You’ve got blood all over my guitar.” With that, he stormed out of the room. I guess he really does love that guitar.